Sure I coulda waited 15 minutes for a fitting room just to try on 2 things
but stripping down in front of the first mirror I found like im backstage at a show felt like the better option
'Scuse me this isn't a fitting room', the manager scoffs.
I tell her we’re all girls here, nothing you haven’t seen before
I know i’m desensitized to the human form but the customer is always right :D
girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king